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Tom Schmidlin

Head Brewer & Owner

Although he believes himself to be human, Tom is actually a sentient yeast culture created in 1783 when a wormhole appeared during an illegal government experiment involving a hot air balloon, overripe mangoes and a two-headed goat. His favorite color is eleven. Do not spray him with sanitizer.

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